Classic Cait

I'm an Artist. so I guess that means we're doomed

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hermionejg:

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grandpaahab:

grapes-of-plath:

lcaname:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever

So I share a personality type with Buffy Summers, Leslie Knope, Caetlyn Stark, Princess…

Toph Beifong, Mr. Freeze, Jason Bourne, Alex from A Clockwork Orange, Dexter Morgan, Korben Dallas, Snape, Natasha Romanoff, Lisbeth Salander, Ron Swanson, TinkerBell, Vincent Vega, Arya Stark, Han Solo,  MOTHERFUCKIN SHERLOCK HOLMES!  

holy crap im a serial killer. straight up ISTP is the deadliest personality 

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validx2:

Did this nigga just die and came back to life to turn up

this all for you bitch better ‘ppreciate 

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vinebox:

White people be like ..

this goes out to you Melissa 

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houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

Highest of fucking fives.
Y E S. 100%

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Is there a degree plan where I can become an expert marksman and just travel around the world sniping all the bitch ass poachers out there?

like I want to be the Dexter of people who are cruel to animals